GET HIPPO’D MERCH!
You gotta love those Assassin’s Creed hippos, and that includes the way they attack you with their mouths wide open. And if you’re Alexa Ray, you also attack people with your mouth wide open. It’s called a battle stance, and it means you’re about to be HIPPO’D. We’re super duper happy to offer this merchandise on our Teespring store!
Also, here’s that wonderful hippo clip: https://youtu.be/rMgLJGwb7T0?t=21m40s